Friday, 11 July 2014

School Trip Flashback


 We just had our family holiday in St Ives.  My schoolfriend Jennie came over to visit and we reminisced.
Our year at school had very few  trips. I like to think that it was because we got ‘lost’ in the process of going comprehensive.  Not at all that we had a reputation for being a bit “lively”. 
However, just as we were about to leave school, it was as if somebody had said,
“Hey – those sixth formers – why are they so pale and pastey looking?”
“It’s because they’ve never been allowed out.”
So at last we had a trip to St Ives.  We could go to the beach or the shops but there was just one thing we must not on any account do.
We must not take a motor boat out into the bay. 
Hadn’t Mrs Stansfield seen any horror movies?  As soon as she had said that, it became…inevitable.
It wasn’t me.  I was with Gill worthily visiting the newly opened Barbara Hepworth studio, where the thing that left the biggest impression on me was an enormous spider with an abdomen like an unripe cherry tomato which lurked in the conservatory. So much for Modernism.
Meanwhile, by the harbour a lifeboatman was donning his sou’wester.  Apparently a couple of schoolgirls had taken a motor boat out into the bay, the engine had cut out and they were in some sort of distress. 
As the lifeboat slid down the slipway, Mrs Stansfield stood by looking thoughtful.
“Has anybody seen Jennie recently?”
In fact, everybody who was watching the drama in the bay could see Jennie and her friend Sheila frantically attempting to restart their engine.

Since then, Jennie’s been on hundreds of school trips, but has never got into quite so much trouble again.  After all, she is the deputy head. 

3 comments:

  1. Finally grassed on by my bezzie thirty- three years after the event! Shall I talk about what torment you created for the Chemistry teacher? Wink, wink, hop, hop?

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    1. I'm guessing he still has nightmares.

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  2. This is a great story, thanks for sharing! I really enjoy reading about this kind of experience. Mostly because I’m a home sitter and there aren’t many trips I could tell people about. And those few I had were rather troublesome. Once I even had to use help on college essay because I caught some weird flu. That’s pretty much why I don’t travel anymore. However, I have to agree, in a while bad memories starting to fade away and you feel like traveling again. Anyway, great post, keep it up. Ann

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